The Bunker

Hack, Boris and I hope everybody is okay as SoCal braces itself for a day and a half of heavy rain in the wake of Tropical Storm Hillary. But we did think it was a bit much when we went grocery shopping last night and the shelves were emptied by nervous folks who were preparing for Armageddon. The cashier at Trader Joe’s told us that he could see the wisdom of staying off the road on Sunday and Monday but he didn’t see any reason why the store should have sold out of toilet paper by 9:00 a.m.

Death By Avocado

Like all of you, Hack’s favorite holiday is National Avocado Day which takes place today. As part of the celebration, he wrote this thriller where the mob tries to do in Jonny and Boris by feeding them poisoned avocado. It’s destined to become a holiday classic.