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Hack has long been irritated by the Five Man Electrical Band ‘s 1971 hit song Sign, in which a hippie reacts to all the signs he encounters with self-righteous indignation. Hack wrote this novel inspired by the tune, in which the last sign the hippie reads is labeled High Voltage. He rebelliously whips his wang out to wave it at the placard only to brush it against some wiring and fry his Johnson completely off.
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Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.
Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves is the favorite Cher song of Hack’s cover artist Jonny M., and he often sings it to his pug Boris with the revised lyrics of this title. Hack heard him once and wrote an entire novel around it.