Gaslit
Month: May 2023
The Corpse Was In The Closet
Hack claims that this is a sequel to his earlier novel The Body Was Under the Bed but it’s really just the same book with some alterations in the location.
Seven Assassins
Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.
The Man From Nantucket
Happy Limerick Day!
The Robot
Happy heavenly birthday to Fred Astaire!
Give Up The Butt
Hack wrote this as a sequel to his earlier novel Agent 99 . It’s essentially the same book but with a lot more emphasis on anal sex. Hack considers it to be his masterpiece.
Undercover Ninja
This is a sequel to Hack’s earlier sicko novel Innocence Bound, although he managed to make it even sicker.
Fearless Yenta
What’s The Deal?
Hack is obsessed with the TV show Seinfeld but was so disappointed by the farewell episode that he novelized one of his own. It’s a typical Hack Werker story so saturated with gratuitous sex and violence that it’s virtually unreadable. The one good thing about it is that it’s so bad that it makes you appreciate how good the finale of Seinfeld actually was by comparison.
Hemorrhoidectomy Ward
When I had my heart attack, I was rushed to the hospital and placed on a cot in a tiny room where I was CERTAIN that I was about to die. The male nurse who was there sat on a chair next to the cot and wordlessly held my hand. It was great comfort.Happy National Nurses Day. You all have a special place reserved for you in heaven.