Happy Easter from The Jonny Pals!!!
Category: Holidays
Senior Junior Ranger and the Passionate Pachyderm of Pepperbrook Park
Happy birthday to Bro Joe!
When Joe complained to Hack that the most popular Junior Ranger books (which are based on his adventures as an outdoorsman) depict him being sexually assaulted by wild animals on the cover, Hack decided to honor Joe’s birthday with this tale of Joe’s brother and Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. being anally raped by a bull elephant as Joe and Jonny’s pug Boris laughed their asses off. At first, Jonny refused to paint the cover art until the publisher’s lawyer threatened him with financial ruin if he declined the project.
Joe later said that it was his best birthday ever.
National Boris Day
Happy National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day!
The Happiness Pug
Happy International Day of Happiness!!!
The Green Banana Hammock
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Boy Toy to the Ages
Happy International Women’s Day!
Assassin of Love
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
The Boner Thrust
It’s Girl Hug Boy Day. Be careful out there, ladies!!!