Happy birthday to Bro Joe!
When Joe complained to Hack that the most popular Junior Ranger books (which are based on his adventures as an outdoorsman) depict him being sexually assaulted by wild animals on the cover, Hack decided to honor Joe’s birthday with this tale of Joe’s brother and Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. being anally raped by a bull elephant as Joe and Jonny’s pug Boris laughed their asses off. At first, Jonny refused to paint the cover art until the publisher’s lawyer threatened him with financial ruin if he declined the project.
Joe later said that it was his best birthday ever.
Category: Junior Ranger
Senior Junior Ranger and the Lustful Lion of Badlands Park
When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. recently dined with Bro Joe and their friend Penny, Joe disclosed that he was now designated as a Senior Junior Ranger by the parks department because of his advanced age and shaky mental health. When Penny heard the news, she said how much she enjoyed Hack’s Junior Ranger Books although Joe just complained that the most popular editions featured him being sexually assaulted by animals.
When Hack heard about this conversation, he wrote this novel.
Junior Ranger and the Swamp People of Dry Tortugas
Junior Ranger and the Wolf Man of Griffith Park
The Nobels from Hell
Junior Ranger and the Supreme Court Decision
Junior Ranger and the Endangered Tigers of Griffith Park
Happy International Tiger Day!!!