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The Avenging Loaf of Bread
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The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M.’s Bro Joe posted an amusing story on his Facebook wall about how an obnoxious beatnik dragged a gigantic speaker into a Starbucks he was at to blast his personal music through its loudspeakers to the annoyance of everyone around him. But Joe lost Hack’s sympathy when he wrote of the man “He is also wearing a beret, so I knew something very bad was coming” since the beret is famously Jonny’s headwear of choice and Hack doesn’t like anyone besides himself to publicly mock his collaborator. So Hack crapped out this angry response to Bro Joe’s missive depicting him as a MAGA-loving redneck. It’s actually a pretty accurate depiction.
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Happy Alcoholics Anonymous Founders’ Day from Hack Werker, Jonny M. Boris and the Jonny Pals!
(Alcoholism and substance abuse are no jokes. If you think you need help, please reach out to The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration. The road to recovery can begin with that single step.)