Damsels in Distress – HackWerker.com

Fawnbeard: Sea Dog of the High Seas

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Hack was blind drunk through most of the 1970s so he has only a hazy recollection of the Angie Dickinson TV series Police Woman. But he has a vague memory of one episode where Angie is captured by a baddie and he orders her to take off her bra so he can check for concealed weapons. Angie is saved from the horrors of having to expose her boobage to the fiend at the last second but Hack decided to base an entire novel on the scenario.

Baby, It’s Hot Outside

Catfish

August is National Catfish Month! Okay, so it’s supposed to be about the bottom-dwelling fish and not the pathetic practice of pretending to be someone you’re not on social media in order to pick up women, but Hack thought that the latter was much hotter so that’s what he wrote the book about. Enjoy it.