Damsels in Distress – HackWerker.com

Fall of a Librarian

A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.

Sham Wedding

Happy heavenly birthday to the legendary Mary Pickford!!!

The Last Outro

Happy Piano Day!

The Blight of Spring

Happy first day of Spring!

The Three Rageaholics

When Hack described a frustrating situation he was caught in between two companies that were screwing him over and then throwing the blame on the other company to his friend Snow Mercy, she replied “You’re like the Three Stooges. You’re Larry.”

Hack was so traumatized at being likened to Larry Fine in that scenario that he wrote this book as therapy.