Happy Audubon Day!
Pug Day Afternoon
Happy birthday to Al Pacino!
An Enabler is Born
Happy birthday to Barbra Streisand!
Boris III
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal William Shakespeare!
Five Greasy Pieces
Happy birthday to the great Jack Nicholson!!!
The Case of the Accused Scoundrel
The Last European in Chains
High Five of Death
It’s National High Five Day, which prompted Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. to reminisce about a coworker he had at an old job named Nicole. Nicole was the ideal colleague in every conceivable way except that whenever there was a cause to celebrate in the office, she would reward everybody at arms length with the hardest goddamned high five that anyone’s every given you. They came on at the velocity of a speeding locomotive and sounded like a rifle shot when they met their target, sending your hand into sudden shock that would then quickly devolve into an intense throbbing pain that would stay with you for days.
Hack is always delighted at the notion of Jonny experiencing any type of suffering (physical, emotional or otherwise), so he cranked out this novel to immortalize it.
Is That a Banana in Your Pants? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
Happy National Banana Day!
Fall of a Librarian
A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.