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Happy Independence Day!
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Happy Independence Day!
A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.
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Today is National Good Teen Day, a holiday to encourage teenagers and focus on the positive qualities of America’s youth. Since Hack’s own teenage years were a perverse nightmare, he wrote this novel reimagining them as the idyllic lark that the day is dedicated to while being unable to escape the reality of his degrading present. It’s a pretty dark book.