The Three Musketeers: Mé·nage à Trois of Death

When I told Hack that I was going to a screening of Douglas Fairbanks’ silent film of The Three Musketeers with Merlin today, he quickly wrote a sequel to the novel despite a> never having read the book, b> never having seen a movie based on the book or c> having just shotgunned a bottle of plain-wrapped Scotch from Jon’s Market. It’s not one of his better efforts.