His Partner, The Ninja
This was a total hatchet job Hack wrote when he became consumed with jealousy after Boris tagged along with him at a book signing and the people there were only interested in getting Boris’ paw print. The novel’s resolution where you learn what the title character’s final words “rose plug” means is disgusting.
Hack has been trying to figure out a way to cash in on the trend of movies based on video games. He’s far too old to know anything about video games and he burned all his bridges to the film industry decades ago, so he wrote this novel about his favorite board game in the hopes that Hollywood notices.