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The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Happy Dog Dad’s Day to all the Doggy Daddies out there!
Happy World Pet Memorial Day!
Happy National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day!
Hack wrote his in honor of our beloved friend Jesse Merlin opening in Jerry Springer: The Opera at the San Jose Playhouse next week. We tried to explain to him that paternity tests were Maury Povich’s shtick rather than Springer’s, to which Hack testily replied “When Merlin appears in an opera based on Povich, I’ll write another book that sets the record straight.”
Happy heavenly birthday to John Belushi!
A joyous happy birthday to the great James Earl Jones! (He picks himself up and kicks Boris’ butt in the ring, and then they go out for pie together.)