
Bachelor Auction

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Hack’s hilarious chronicle of his senior year in high school.
Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day!
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Frank Capra!
Hack claims that this is a sequel to his earlier novel The Body Was Under the Bed but it’s really just the same book with some alterations in the location.
Hack wrote this as a sequel to his earlier novel Agent 99 . It’s essentially the same book but with a lot more emphasis on anal sex. Hack considers it to be his masterpiece.
This is a sequel to Hack’s earlier sicko novel Innocence Bound, although he managed to make it even sicker.
When I had my heart attack, I was rushed to the hospital and placed on a cot in a tiny room where I was CERTAIN that I was about to die. The male nurse who was there sat on a chair next to the cot and wordlessly held my hand. It was great comfort.Happy National Nurses Day. You all have a special place reserved for you in heaven.