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Category: Adult Content
Fall of a Librarian
A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.
Wood Tile of Desire
Hack based this novel on his cover artist Jonny M.’s erotic descriptions of women’s libidinous response to the new floor that he had just had installed in his government-assisted housing unit. For his part, Hack knew that Jonny was full of crap but he figured that his readers in the Bible Belt would eat it up.
Last Tango in Van Nuys
Happy heavenly birthday to Marlon Brando!!!
Gagnet
Happy heavenly birthday to Jack Webb!!!
Inappropriate
When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. took his beloved friend Snow Mercy to see a play starring Jonny’s old pal Eddie Frierson (who Snow was lucky enough to have never met), Frierson saw them afterwards and told Snow that he felt like he already knew her through her many depictions in Jonny’s “inappropriate” social media posts. Hack was so delighted at Jonny being taken down in front of a hot chick like that that he wrote this novel to immortalize it.
Chick Magnets
Spit ‘n Polish
Done to Death
Congratulations to our friends at The Main Theater on their opening night tonight in the mystery comedy Done to Death!