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The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Happy Bikini Day!
Hack wrote this in response to the Supreme Court’s moronic decision that anything POTUS does while in office is above the law.
Hack was once paid fifty dollars to serve as a “filler” in a police lineup and was identified as the perpetrator by the key witness, who turned out to be his second wife and “wanted to teach the bastard a lesson.” That lesson included Hack serving two months in prison until she recounted her testimony but it all had a happy ending. Hack based this book on the experience and his ex-wife said the four years she served for perjury was “totally worth it.”
Happy heavenly birthday to Jack Webb!!!
Happy National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day!