A mysterious stranger from the north comes to a small town in the rural south and seduces all the beautiful young farmer’s daughters by introducing them to anal sex.
Category: Adult Content
Vocal Vamp
Hack met a voiceover actress who would eat the Shakey’s where he worked and he decided to try some sexual experimentation by hiring her to talk in cartoon voices while his then-girlfriend and he made love. It quickly became a fetish and he was unable to achieve an erection without hearing the voice of Betty Boop or Minnie Mouse. The actress and the girlfriend were creeped out by this development and walked out of his life, leaving him to gratify himself by masturbating to Saturday morning cartoons. Hack wasn’t able to overcome his addiction to that fetish until he discovered hardcore BDSM later that year.
Red State Stud
One of Hack’s biggest successes. An illiterate Trump troll captivates a big city libtard through his skill at anal sex. The libtard finally casts the stud aside when she realizes that even the best anal sex of her life isn’t worth the damage Trump is creating in the country. This is the only Hack Werker novel to ever suggest that anything is more important than anal sex.
Auld Lang Sin
A gorgeous woman starts her year off by having sex with the most disgusting pervert on the face of the earth. It all goes downhill from there.
Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Hack was contracted to write a light-hearted novelette inspired by the Frank Loesser song but he got carried away, penning a dark tragedy in which the guy viciously rapes the girl and she dies a few hours later. When he gets caught trying to dispose of the body, he is put on trial for murder and is executed. It’s become a holiday classic.
The Slut
One of Hack’s “socially conscious” novels that tried to talk about the horrors of venereal disease (it was originally published under the title “She Gave Me the Clap”) but is riddled with medical inaccuracies (“If only she’d known that if she simply taken it up the ass instead of in the vah-jay-jay that she would have been fine. When…OH WHEN!…will women realize that anal sex is the road to their salvation?”) The sex scenes were awesome though and Hack later wrote a sequel “Return of the Slut.”
Junior Ranger and the Sick Warriors of Lu Mountain
The Junior Ranger franchise came roaring back to its previous popularity where Ranger Joe is captured by a race of female “Stick Warriors” who anally violate him with their sticks.
Junior Ranger and the Rebel Women
Hack started pushing the envelope in the Junior Ranger saga with this entry, which contained almost none of the outdoorsy adventure found in the early books and focused on hardcore graphic sex. Publisher John Kane was worried that it would alienate the readership so he insisted that Hack add a subplot about a butterfly collector lost in the park. Hack obliged, but had the Lepidopterologist kidnapped by a gang of roving hippie chicks and savagely raped.
A Woman Scorned
The Boob Cup Murders
Hack tried to follow up the triumph of “The Boob Cup” with this mystery about a Hack Werker-like writer of pulp fiction whose girlfriend cheats on him with the owner of the legendary Boob Cup. It wasn’t the success with his readership that the first one was because the hero spends most of his time fucking the cup.