Happy heavenly birthday to Freddie Mercury!
Category: Crime
Bodily Injury Liability Coverage
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Barbara Stanwyck!
Ms. Stanwyck’s most famous film, Double Indemnity, has an immortal scene where the insurance inspector played by Edward G. Robinson shows up at her lover Fred MacMurray’s apartment so she has to hide behind his door to avoid Robinson seeing them together.It’s a great tense scene except that no building code in the world (then or now) allows a door to open out into a hallway like that. If it did, you would flatten anyone in the face who knocked on it.
That scene irritates Hack so much that he wrote a whole novel inspired by it.
The Nude Holdup
Happy National Nude Day!
Boris of the Mounties
Happy Canada Day!
Buried Alive On Sex Beach
The Client Was in the Safe
Shaken
Hack wrote this in honor of Liam Neeson’s birthday. It didn’t save him from being sued again.
Undercover Ninja
This is a sequel to Hack’s earlier sicko novel Innocence Bound, although he managed to make it even sicker.