When I told Hack that I was going to a screening of Douglas Fairbanks’ silent film of The Three Musketeers with Merlin today, he quickly wrote a sequel to the novel despite a> never having read the book, b> never having seen a movie based on the book or c> having just shotgunned a bottle of plain-wrapped Scotch from Jon’s Market. It’s not one of his better efforts.
Category: Literature
The Beast with Two Backs
Happy birthday to William Shakespeare!
The Pugfather
Hack had long wanted to write a rip-off of Mario Puzo’s “The Godfather” but could never think of a character as terrifying as Vito Corleone until he encountered his cover artist’s Jonny M.’ pug Boris. He had this novel completed two hours after first meeting the pug.