A Total Pussy
Category: Spy
His Magnificent Ass Works for the C.I.A.
Her Name Was Glass
The Spy from S.T.U.D.
Agent 99
Hack was a huge fan of “Get Smart” and, as always, became sexually obsessed with its costar Barbara Feldon. This novelization has Agent 99 going undercover as a prostitute who specializes in anal sex in order to infiltrate KAOS and get a binder of top secret information. Most copies were recalled after a lawsuit from NBC but the few that are available on eBay prove that the book is really as bad as it sounds.
Jeebus Burbano: Latina Spy
A gorgeous Latina spy enlists the aide of a MAGA moron to help her destroy Trump’s stupid border wall. Before they get a chance to enact their plan, the stupid wall falls down after a strong wind.