Hack decided to write an adventure novel based on the sexual exploits of his cover artist Jonny M. in an attempt to deal with his jealous rage over Jonny’ success with the fair sex while Hack glumly masturbated in his van. To Hack’s astonishment, the book was a runaway best seller that his publisher John Kane insisted he turn into a series and netted Jonny even greater popularity with the ladies. Hack’s only reward was that he was able to re-read the book while glumly masturbating in his van.