Reefer Tramp
Category: Damsels in Distress
Fawnbeard: Sea Dog of the High Seas
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Police Chick
Hack was blind drunk through most of the 1970s so he has only a hazy recollection of the Angie Dickinson TV series Police Woman. But he has a vague memory of one episode where Angie is captured by a baddie and he orders her to take off her bra so he can check for concealed weapons. Angie is saved from the horrors of having to expose her boobage to the fiend at the last second but Hack decided to base an entire novel on the scenario.
Baby, It’s Hot Outside
Catfish
August is National Catfish Month! Okay, so it’s supposed to be about the bottom-dwelling fish and not the pathetic practice of pretending to be someone you’re not on social media in order to pick up women, but Hack thought that the latter was much hotter so that’s what he wrote the book about. Enjoy it.
Fallout on Sex Beach
The Midnight Avenger
Ninja Pug and the Dude with the Monster Johnson
Hooked
Dinosaurs of the Bible
Happy Dinosaurs Day!
Hack wrote this during his brief flirtation with Evangelical Christianity. He later disowned the book even though it was a huge seller in the Bible Belt. It is still required reading in many elementary schools in Arkansas and Kentucky.
And yes, George Harrison’s face was used as the model for Jesus. Nobody noticed at the time.