Happy Dinosaurs Day!
Hack wrote this during his brief flirtation with Evangelical Christianity. He later disowned the book even though it was a huge seller in the Bible Belt. It is still required reading in many elementary schools in Arkansas and Kentucky.
And yes, George Harrison’s face was used as the model for Jesus. Nobody noticed at the time.
Category: Damsels in Distress
Explosive Diarrhea
Blood in the Steam Room
Ferris Wheel of Death
Firepug: Pride of the Community
Happy National Pet Fire Safety Day!
Lick My Fudge Pop
Dressed To Be Killed
Happy Fashion Day!
Crossing The Delaware
As with all of Hack’s historical novels, this suffers from a lack of research. Even so, it’s a real page-turner.
Happy 4th from Hack Werker, Jonny M., Boris and the Jonny Pals!
Too Fat To Kill
Death By Vinyl
Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.