Happy National Propane Day!
Clean-Burning Propane
My Pug Boris
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Carole Lombard! Hack didn’t have any ideas today and since My Man Godfrey is one of my favorite movies and it struck me how some of my favorite Jonny Pals would be perfectly cast in it, I pitched this. Hack agreed to write it on the provision that the mother be depicted as Marx Bros. movie grande dame Margaret Dumont.
That’s the kind of bickering that goes on around here all goddamned day.
The Battle of Portland
You Owe Your Don a Service
Diversity Ninja
Happy National Diversity Day!
Jonny & Boris Meet Wolf J. Flywheel
Happy birthday to the great Groucho Marx (who played a detective named Wolf J. Flywheel in the Marx Bros. film The Big Store). And while we’re at it, happy Zombie Awareness Month (which is actually May, but don’t you think you’re more likely to run into zombies in October?).
Anyway, have a nice Thursday.
Pug Races
Jonny had an unsettling dream about pug races and when he told Hack about it, he was inspired to write this book. The book is even more unsettling.
A Three-Way for Rosie
Happy birthday to our beloved friend Rosie!
Murder on the Great White Way
Happy Broadway Musicals Day!
The Teabag Misunderstanding
Hack went to brunch with a group of people when he heard his friend Eddie discussing his recipe for sweet tea. But since Hack is almost completely deaf now, the only words he clearly caught were “Southern Sweet Teabags,” and, Hack being Hack, assumed Eddie was discussing a deviant sexual activity. By the time the confusion was straightened out, Hack had this book entirely written in is head.