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The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived



Hack feels that it’s important on a day like today to lower our heads in thanks and remember the work of the great Willis Carrier, who invented the first functional air conditioner.

A joyous happy birthday to our beloved fantasy girlfriend Linda Ronstadt! (And for the record, we’re actually big fans of Jerry Brown but Boris is FIERCELY protective of Jonny.)

Happy birthday to the great Harrison Ford!

See A Late-Night Pee.

Happy 25oth birthday to the USA!


Spoiler alert: Boris is the only one to walk out alive.

Happy World Ego Awareness Day!