Faded

Happy Levi Strauss Day! When Hack heard about this holiday. Hack became obsessed with the idea of Boris posing for a jeans ad that was a takeoff on the famous poster of the shirtless male model cradling a baby in his arms. Sometimes, that’s all you need.

Cherub

Hack thought he could make a fast buck by ripping off the 1983 exploitation flick Angel about a high school honor student who makes her way at night as a street walker. He thought no one would notice if he did a gender switch on the lead character and made him 45 years older than the girl in the movie. No one did notice the connection because almost no one bought the book.