
Surprise Witness

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
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Sadly, I think that Hack speaks for all of us.
Hack swears up and down that this is a completely true story even though he has yet to find a reputable WWII historian who will corroborate any part of it. Anyway, I’m really tired today.
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