King of Pulp Fiction

When Hack’s masterpiece The Donkey Show was rereleased, the reaction to it on the Internet was so negative that he tried to once again off himself by sticking his head in the pizza oven of the Shakey’s where he’s the night janitor. But when he awoke hours later after realizing that he had mistakenly stuck his head in the men’s room toilet instead of the pizza oven, he decided that the reaction was exactly what he WANTED from the boring stiffs who commented on his novel, and he wrote this book in tribute to himself for always sticking to his artistic principles.

It got an even more hostile reaction on the Internet than The Donkey Show did.

The Furry Menace

When Alabama senator Tommy Tuberville gave a speech about the proliferation of “furry” sex (erotic interest or fetishes focused on anthropomorphic animals) among employees of the airline industry, Hack was so shocked that he wrote this novel to bring awareness of this important subject.

Everyone else is the office thinks that Tuberville is an uniformed, unqualified joke.