Hack realized that he hadn’t cranked out a novel about the horrors of reefer in a while so he wrote this. Be careful out there!
Reefer Basement
Category: Kinky
Stress Balls
Best Buddies
Happy Best Friends Day!
Jonny’s Big Adventure
Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.
Truth or Castration
Happy Dare Day!
Artificial Intelligence
Happy National Photography Month!
The Hindsight Zone
Hack got a huge thrill when a professor of classical theater dropped by the Shakey’s Pizza where Hack works as a night janitor and when he told the Ph.D. about the plot of this novel, the learned man responded that it was “a concept of Aeschylean density.”
Hack didn’t have the heart to tell him that he wrote it in honor of National Masturbation Day.
More Towels for Room 69
Happy Towel Day!
Happy Thoughts
Just One Glance
Gross, we know. But Hack thought it was important for the women of the world to know that every one of them was in the disgusting sexual fantasies of some random dude, even if she wasn’t even aware that he existed, because had gotten a quick look at her long ago in the past and filed her image away in his foul brain.