We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.
The Quest for The MacGuffin
Category: The Mob
Boris The White
When Hack’s publisher John Kane heard the news reports about the death of Boris, he ran to the van that Hack lives in that’s parked in the parking lot of the North Hollywood Shakey’s, certain that it would mean the end of the Jonny & Boris saga. Hack told him to calm down, took the dog-eared copy of The Two Towers from under the passenger seat, and told him to come bac tomorrow.
The next day, Hack had this manuscript waiting for him. To everyone’s astonishment, it’s freakin’ awesome.
Ninja Pug in Room 666
Taken for a Poop
Kiss Me, My Pussy
Happy Kiss Me Day!
The P-Dawgs
Happy National Dog Day!
The Necktie Death Grip
Happy International Bow Tie Day!
Without a Net
A Late Night Pee
Hack so enjoyed the pulp novel Hoodlum Alley that he wrote this rip-off, having completely forgotten that he himself had written the original. Unfortunately for Hack, when Hack learned that he had been plagiarized, he sued the plagiarist for everything he had, so Hack had to cough up a huge settlement, all of which wound up going towards Hack’s attorney fees. Hack ended up filing for bankruptcy yet again, and the bad publicity sent the book sales into the toilet.
Ashes to Ashes
Jonny and Boris recently had brunch with their pals Lacie and Robin, where Jonny disclosed that he wanted to have his ashes flushed down the toilet after he died. When Hack heard about it, he had this book written in twenty minutes.