
Happy birthday to the great Sandahl Bergman!
The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived

Happy birthday to the great Sandahl Bergman!

Happy birthday to the great Wallace Shawn!

Hack wanted to write a novel set in a wax museum that focused on his obsession with Beverly Hillbillies star Nancy Kulp, and this is it. It’s surprisingly arousing.

When Hack’s masterpiece The Donkey Show was rereleased, the reaction to it on the Internet was so negative that he tried to once again off himself by sticking his head in the pizza oven of the Shakey’s where he’s the night janitor. But when he awoke hours later after realizing that he had mistakenly stuck his head in the men’s room toilet instead of the pizza oven, he decided that the reaction was exactly what he WANTED from the boring stiffs who commented on his novel, and he wrote this book in tribute to himself for always sticking to his artistic principles.
It got an even more hostile reaction on the Internet than The Donkey Show did.

Remember that chicks dig dudes who VOTE!!!

Happy heavenly birthday to Burt Lancaster!


Happy Halloween!

Happy birthday to Richard Dreyfuss!

Happy International Artist Day!