Category: Food

Trip Fiction

Hack wishes to make it clear that this novel is entirely a work of fiction and is not inspired in any way from an episode involving a dinner companion’s shoe getting caught in the carpet of the restaurant and sending said dinner companion on their ass in full view of a large group of people. Hack has no knowledge of any such event taking place.

Career Opportuntitties

Hack noticed a lot of AI-generated parodies of the iconic scene from the 1991 teen flick Career Opportunities in which Jennifer Connelly seductively rides a coin-operated rocking horse (which is the only memorable thing about the stupid movie), so he wrote this ripoff novel around it. It’s surprisingly much better than the movie.