Category: Food

Top Dog

When Hack heard that a pug named Vito had won the 2024 National Dog Show, he penned this novel to rub it in the face of his cover artist Jonny M. and his pug Boris. When presented the manuscript, Jonny just told him that every dog owner knew that their dog was the best dog (and they were all right about it) and Boris just peed on Hack’s shoes, sending him on s drunken bender that ended with him in county lockup for ninety days. It was all business as usual.

Guess Who’s Coming to the Family Reunion

Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was talking to his friend, standup comedian Dévyan DuMon, and told him that he considered himself the father figure that Dévyan never needed or wanted. Hack, knowing Jonny’s complete inability to run his own life, found the idea of him siring a child so hilarious that he sat down and wrote this novel. It’s certain to create controversy.