
Thanks to Stephen Colbert and his crew for all the years of laughter, wisdom and sanity.
The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived

Thanks to Stephen Colbert and his crew for all the years of laughter, wisdom and sanity.

Happy heavenly birthday to Frank Capra!

Hack wrote this in response to criticisms of Citizen Kane that there was no one in the room with Charles Foster Kane when he died so no one could have known that his last word was “Rosebud.” Hack contends that this novel proves not only that there were two witnesses to his demise but that they were both complete idiots.

Happy birthday to George Lucas!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Katharine Hepburn!

Happy Mothers Day to all who celebrate!

May the 4th be with you!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Bing Crosby!

Hack has lately become obsessed with the defunct sitcom New Girl from watching clips of it on YouTube, so he wrote this rip-off novel.
The TV show is much better.

Jonny and Boris’ adventures in Paris continue (even though we’ve gotten a lot of letters from fans begging for them to stop).