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Hack wrote this rip-off of Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil after seeing it on The Late, Late Show He thought he’d get away with this act of plagiarism because he was so jarred by Charlton Heston’s performance as a Mexican narcotics officer that when he awoke the next day, he was certain that it had just been a nightmare.

The Quest for The MacGuffin

We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.

Boris The White

When Hack’s publisher John Kane heard the news reports about the death of Boris, he ran to the van that Hack lives in that’s parked in the parking lot of the North Hollywood Shakey’s, certain that it would mean the end of the Jonny & Boris saga. Hack told him to calm down, took the dog-eared copy of The Two Towers from under the passenger seat, and told him to come bac tomorrow.

The next day, Hack had this manuscript waiting for him. To everyone’s astonishment, it’s freakin’ awesome.