
Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day!
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Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day!
Happy heavenly birthday to James Stewart!!!
No matter how you feel about Hack’s work, you’ve got to admit that this is pretty cute.
Hack had been wanting to kill off the Jonny character like Conan Doyle did with Sherlock Holmes so he wrote this “locked room mystery” where Boris is force-fed beans until Jonny is asphyxiated by the pug’s flatulence. Unfortunately for Hack, his plot leaked while he was writing the thing and his fans were so outraged that (like Conan Doyle) he had to bring back his creation and Jonny was reanimated in the final chapter by hooking his scrotum up to a car battery and shocking his balls until he was alive again.
In case you haven’t heard, a big subject on social media right now is whether 100 men could take a gorilla in a fight. So Hack wrote this in response.
Happy National Chip Your Pet Month!
I don’t know if anyone else will like this but we all think it’s adorable. Happy heavenly birthday to the great Anthony Quinn from Hack Werker, Jonny M., Boris and the Jonny Pals!
Happy National Pet Day!
Hack just woke up one morning with an idea to write a novel with the title Cavity Search.
Happy heavenly birthday to Murray Hamilton!