
Death by Chocolate

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Happy Kiss Day!

We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.

When Hack’s publisher John Kane heard the news reports about the death of Boris, he ran to the van that Hack lives in that’s parked in the parking lot of the North Hollywood Shakey’s, certain that it would mean the end of the Jonny & Boris saga. Hack told him to calm down, took the dog-eared copy of The Two Towers from under the passenger seat, and told him to come bac tomorrow.
The next day, Hack had this manuscript waiting for him. To everyone’s astonishment, it’s freakin’ awesome.

Goodbye, my sweet Boris. I will always love you.


Happy heavenly birthday to the great Fredric March, star of the original 1937 version of A Star is Born!


Happy National Dog Day!