
To Serve Assholes

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Hack wrote this for National Lipstick Day, which was actually yesterday except that I was too busy to make a cover. Some things are worth waiting for.



Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jason Robards!

Hack feels that it’s important on a day like today to lower our heads in thanks and remember the work of the great Willis Carrier, who invented the first functional air conditioner.

Happy birthday to the great Lynda Carter, the one and ONLY Wonder Woman!!!

A sequel to Hack’s 2024 novel The Babysitter. This one is even more disturbing.

