Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was having a rough week and he just wanted to do a cover where he was making out with Sophia Loren. Hack obliged with a novel that fit his requirements.
Roman Scandals
Author: admin
A Mid-Springtime Eve’s Nightmare
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal William Shakespeare!
Time Zone
This is a pretty exciting read even though Hack obviously doesn’t have a clue how time zones work.
Boris The Pug
I don’t know if anyone else will like this but we all think it’s adorable. Happy heavenly birthday to the great Anthony Quinn from Hack Werker, Jonny M., Boris and the Jonny Pals!
Brain Transplant in the Wax Museum
Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.
Animal Attackers
You really have to be a Marx Brothers fan to fully appreciate this one, but it’s damned funny if you are. Happy Animal Crackers Day!!!
Escape from CECOT
Torn from today’s headlines!
The Gross Dictator
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Charlie Chaplin!
Bewitching
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Elizabeth Montgomery!
Getting Smart
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Don Adams!