Happy heavenly birthday to the great Groucho Marx!
A Night at the Maid’s Quarters
Category: Beautiful Babes
Boris: Boob Island
Happy birthday to the great Brie Larson!
Death by Chocolate
Touch of Greasepaint
Hack wrote this rip-off of Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil after seeing it on The Late, Late Show He thought he’d get away with this act of plagiarism because he was so jarred by Charlton Heston’s performance as a Mexican narcotics officer that when he awoke the next day, he was certain that it had just been a nightmare.
Van Nuys Confidential
The Quest for The MacGuffin
We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.
Jonny & Boris Meet Elvira
Happy birthday to the great Cassandra Peterson!
Tragic Magic
Hello, Neuman
The Deaf Detective
When Hack learned that Jonny was going to see an audiologist about possibly needing a hearing aid, he was so delighted that he immediately wrote this novel and gave Jonny (who also makes the artwork for Hack’s book covers) explicit instructions on what he wanted depicted in the cover art.
Alas, when Jonny came back from his appointment and reported that the doctor told him that his hearing had only a microscopic decrease from last year and he wasn’t in need of a hearing aid yet, Hack (who has two hearing aids, a pacemaker and an experimental liver made from stem cells and soy product) was so depressed that he locked himself in his van and refused to come out for three days.