
Happy Shades Day!
The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived

Happy Shades Day!

Happy International Receptionists’ Day!

Happy World Belly Dance Day!


When I had my heart attack ten years ago, I was rushed to the hospital where I was wheeled into a tiny room and placed on a small cot where I was certain that I was going to die. Without a word, a male nurse sat in a chair beside me and held my hand. Needless to say, I didn’t die but I spent three days in Intensive Care where I encountered many more nurses, every one of whom was as compassionate and loving as the young man who held my hand. It takes a special breed of human to be a nurse, and I hope that there’s a special place in heaven for anyone who pursues it.
Happy National Nurses Day!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Bing Crosby!

Hack has lately become obsessed with the defunct sitcom New Girl from watching clips of it on YouTube, so he wrote this rip-off novel.
The TV show is much better.


Hack just wanted to write a book where a lot of gorgeous women in French maid outfits run through the woods to escape a crazed psycho-killer as pieces of their uniforms are torn off by stray tree branches.
It’s an awesome read.
