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The Governor Always Shoots Twice

Hack wrote this rip-off of Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil after seeing it on The Late, Late Show He thought he’d get away with this act of plagiarism because he was so jarred by Charlton Heston’s performance as a Mexican narcotics officer that when he awoke the next day, he was certain that it had just been a nightmare.

Van Nuys Confidential

The Furry Menace

When Alabama senator Tommy Tuberville gave a speech about the proliferation of “furry” sex (erotic interest or fetishes focused on anthropomorphic animals) among employees of the airline industry, Hack was so shocked that he wrote this novel to bring awareness of this important subject.

Everyone else is the office thinks that Tuberville is an uniformed, unqualified joke.

The Quest for The MacGuffin

We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.