
Happy National Girlfriends Day!
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Happy National Girlfriends Day!

Hack wrote this for National Lipstick Day, which was actually yesterday except that I was too busy to make a cover. Some things are worth waiting for.

Happy Piña Colada Day!
To fully appreciate this one, it really helps to be familiar with the Rupert Holmes song Escape (aka The Piña Colada Song). If you aren’t, check it out.

Happy International Kissing Day!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jean Cocteau!

Happy Global Beatles Day!

Happy birthday to George Lucas!

Jonny, Linda, Boris and Pussy get a thrilling surprise as they bid a fond farewell to the City of Light!


This romantic lark is a departure from Hack’s usual hardboiled style. It’s a memory piece loosely based on an episode during his brief stint with the Merchant Marines when he had a 24-hour pass in a strange city spent with three women he met on the dock. The reality was that they were sex workers who gave him his first case of syphilis that resulted in the insanity which plagued him in his later years, and the night concluded with the women stealing Hack’s wallet and pushing what they thought was his lifeless body into a canal. It ended happily, with the syphilis eating away the facts of the evening from his brain until he now regards it as one of his most cherished memories.