Everybody Spit-Takes at Jonny’s
Category: Romance
Kiss Me, My Pussy
Happy Kiss Me Day!
Girlfriends Day
Happy National Girlfriends Day!
The Crimson Shield
Hack wrote this for National Lipstick Day, which was actually yesterday except that I was too busy to make a cover. Some things are worth waiting for.
If You Like Piña Coladas
Happy Piña Colada Day!
To fully appreciate this one, it really helps to be familiar with the Rupert Holmes song Escape (aka The Piña Colada Song). If you aren’t, check it out.
The Unbeatable Tongue
Happy International Kissing Day!
La Belle et La Jonny
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jean Cocteau!
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Happy Global Beatles Day!
American Myopia
Happy birthday to George Lucas!
Celebrity Sighting
Jonny, Linda, Boris and Pussy get a thrilling surprise as they bid a fond farewell to the City of Light!