Go Topless Day

Go Topless Day is an annual event observed on the Sunday nearest August 26, Women’s Equality Day, to support the right of women to go topless in public on gender-equality grounds. Women bare their breasts (wearing either fake latex nipples or pasties to cover their nipples and avoid arrest due to laws in some states that prohibit women from showing their areola and nipples in public) in protest of the double standard.

Men are supposed to wear bras or bikini tops in support, but Hack wanted to mock Jonny’s man boob as well as bring awareness of the event to the general public, so he finessed the rules a little for this novel. Anyway, it’s Hack’s favorite holiday.

The Red-Headed League

When Hack heard that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories were public domain, he decided to adapt them into the Jonny-Boris universe. Hack being Hack, his “research” consisted only of looking at a list of titles and coming up with completely new stories from scratch based on them.

He was inexplicably still served with numerous plagiarism lawsuits.

A Late Night Pee

Hack so enjoyed the pulp novel Hoodlum Alley that he wrote this rip-off, having completely forgotten that he himself had written the original. Unfortunately for Hack, when Hack learned that he had been plagiarized, he sued the plagiarist for everything he had, so Hack had to cough up a huge settlement, all of which wound up going towards Hack’s attorney fees. Hack ended up filing for bankruptcy yet again, and the bad publicity sent the book sales into the toilet.