
Jonny and Boris are back in Van Nuys with an ugly mess to clean up.
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Jonny and Boris are back in Van Nuys with an ugly mess to clean up.

Jonny, Linda, Boris and Pussy get a thrilling surprise as they bid a fond farewell to the City of Light!

Jonny and Boris’ adventures in Paris continue (even though we’ve gotten a lot of letters from fans begging for them to stop).


Hack just wanted to write a book where a lot of gorgeous women in French maid outfits run through the woods to escape a crazed psycho-killer as pieces of their uniforms are torn off by stray tree branches.
It’s an awesome read.


Happy birthday to the great Shirley MacLaine!

When Hack realized that today is William Shakespeare’s birthday, he thought the time was overdue for another of his adaptations of one of the Bard’s plays.
We begged him not to.

Happy birthday to the great Jack Nicholson!

This may be Hack’s masterpiece.