
The Jonny Gals

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


When I had my heart attack ten years ago, I was rushed to the hospital where I was wheeled into a tiny room and placed on a small cot where I was certain that I was going to die. Without a word, a male nurse sat in a chair beside me and held my hand. Needless to say, I didn’t die but I spent three days in Intensive Care where I encountered many more nurses, every one of whom was as compassionate and loving as the young man who held my hand. It takes a special breed of human to be a nurse, and I hope that there’s a special place in heaven for anyone who pursues it.
Happy National Nurses Day!


May the 4th be with you!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Bing Crosby!

“Bunhongsaeg” is Korean for “pink”. Pretty stupid, huh?

Hack has lately become obsessed with the defunct sitcom New Girl from watching clips of it on YouTube, so he wrote this rip-off novel.
The TV show is much better.

Jonny and Boris are back in Van Nuys with an ugly mess to clean up.

Jonny, Linda, Boris and Pussy get a thrilling surprise as they bid a fond farewell to the City of Light!

Jonny and Boris’ adventures in Paris continue (even though we’ve gotten a lot of letters from fans begging for them to stop).