
The Man in the Orange Shirt

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Hack planned to mark World Family Doctor Day by writing the ultimate towering saga of the medical profession. But he got hammered and cranked this out instead.

Happy heavenly birthday to Frank Capra!

Hack wrote this in response to criticisms of Citizen Kane that there was no one in the room with Charles Foster Kane when he died so no one could have known that his last word was “Rosebud.” Hack contends that this novel proves not only that there were two witnesses to his demise but that they were both complete idiots.

Happy Shades Day!

Happy birthday to George Lucas!

Happy International Receptionists’ Day!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Katharine Hepburn!

Happy World Ego Awareness Day!

Happy Mothers Day to all who celebrate!