
The Big Nap

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Hack went to an outdoor screening of the film noir classic Out of the Past with Bro Joe and decided to write this rip-off. As is typical with Hack, he lost focus in the middle and devoted the last third of the book to an angry rant about his abusive father. But there were still enough of Hack’s signature kinky sex scenes to make it a big seller in the Bible Belt.
Happy heavenly birthday to Robert Mitchum!

Happy National Underwear Day!


If you’ve seen the classic 1944 film noir Laura starring Gene Tierney, you’ll love this one. If you haven’t, check it out. It’s a great movie!

Happy National Doll Day!

Happy National Girlfriends Day!


Hack wrote this for National Lipstick Day, which was actually yesterday except that I was too busy to make a cover. Some things are worth waiting for.
