The Wrong Stop
Pretty Boy
Jonny finally got a haircut after months of everyone telling him that he looks like the Tasmanian Devil. Now he thinks he’s God’s gift to women, so Hack wrote this to mock him. The problem is, he thought the book was serious, so he’s more obnoxious than ever.
Diddler on the Roof
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jerome Robbins!
Karma’s a Pug
Congratulations to Navi Pillay for winning 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. We can’t think of ANYONE who deserved it more!
The Ab Squad
When Bro Joe saw the cover art to Hack’s novel Jonny’s Woman, he stared at it in silence with his hand down his pants for about twenty minutes, and finally murmured softly to himself “Jonny’s women always have the best abs.”
When Hack heard that, he had this companion piece finished within the hour.
Jonny’s Woman
Dork by Dorkwest
Rest in peace to the glorious Eva Marie Saint.
Heat on The MacGuffin
We’ve been reading posts from a few wise asses on social media that Los Angeles in ALWAYS this hot in October. Well, Van Nuys was 84° for the last three years in a row on this date and today it’s 101°. So close your mouths and get me a cold lemonade.
Licence to Drill
Happy Global James Bond Day!
Romantic Tragedy
Hack saw his friend, actor Eddie Frierson, onstage in a delightful romantic comedy and was so charmed by the experience that he decided to write a novel in the genre. Unfortunately, his own disastrous romantic history came back to him as he was penning the book, and he got so embittered that he had the mobster Big Tim gun down the lovers in the final chapter.