Have a great weekend, everybody! If you’re looking for something to do, we recommend checking out The Third Man. It’s a great movie!
The Third Pug
The Thin Man Needs a New Liver
Hack has been binge-watching the old Thin Man movies with William Powell and Myrna Loy as Nick and Nora Charles, and he was taken aback by the profligate drinking in the films, especially by Nick Charles. That’s a bold statement considering that Hack is on his third liver, so he decided to write a realistic Thin Man novel, where Charles is at death’s door because of his drunkenness and hasn’t been able to sexually perform in decades. It’s actually a fun read.
The Wrong Stop
Pretty Boy
Jonny finally got a haircut after months of everyone telling him that he looks like the Tasmanian Devil. Now he thinks he’s God’s gift to women, so Hack wrote this to mock him. The problem is, he thought the book was serious, so he’s more obnoxious than ever.
Diddler on the Roof
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jerome Robbins!
Karma’s a Pug
Congratulations to Navi Pillay for winning 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. We can’t think of ANYONE who deserved it more!
The Ab Squad
When Bro Joe saw the cover art to Hack’s novel Jonny’s Woman, he stared at it in silence with his hand down his pants for about twenty minutes, and finally murmured softly to himself “Jonny’s women always have the best abs.”
When Hack heard that, he had this companion piece finished within the hour.
Jonny’s Woman
Dork by Dorkwest
Rest in peace to the glorious Eva Marie Saint.
Heat on The MacGuffin
We’ve been reading posts from a few wise asses on social media that Los Angeles in ALWAYS this hot in October. Well, Van Nuys was 84° for the last three years in a row on this date and today it’s 101°. So close your mouths and get me a cold lemonade.