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Hack so enjoyed the pulp novel Hoodlum Alley that he wrote this rip-off, having completely forgotten that he himself had written the original. Unfortunately for Hack, when Hack learned that he had been plagiarized, he sued the plagiarist for everything he had, so Hack had to cough up a huge settlement, all of which wound up going towards Hack’s attorney fees. Hack ended up filing for bankruptcy yet again, and the bad publicity sent the book sales into the toilet.
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Jonny and Boris recently had brunch with their pals Lacie and Robin, where Jonny disclosed that he wanted to have his ashes flushed down the toilet after he died. When Hack heard about it, he had this book written in twenty minutes.
Hack went to an outdoor screening of the film noir classic Out of the Past with Bro Joe and decided to write this rip-off. As is typical with Hack, he lost focus in the middle and devoted the last third of the book to an angry rant about his abusive father. But there were still enough of Hack’s signature kinky sex scenes to make it a big seller in the Bible Belt.
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