
Jonny and Boris recently had brunch with their pals Lacie and Robin, where Jonny disclosed that he wanted to have his ashes flushed down the toilet after he died. When Hack heard about it, he had this book written in twenty minutes.
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Jonny and Boris recently had brunch with their pals Lacie and Robin, where Jonny disclosed that he wanted to have his ashes flushed down the toilet after he died. When Hack heard about it, he had this book written in twenty minutes.



Hack went to an outdoor screening of the film noir classic Out of the Past with Bro Joe and decided to write this rip-off. As is typical with Hack, he lost focus in the middle and devoted the last third of the book to an angry rant about his abusive father. But there were still enough of Hack’s signature kinky sex scenes to make it a big seller in the Bible Belt.
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If you’ve seen the classic 1944 film noir Laura starring Gene Tierney, you’ll love this one. If you haven’t, check it out. It’s a great movie!

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