Category: Catnip to the Ladies

Karen sat uneasy in the leaky rowboat, the kind that made promises it couldn’t keep, praying it would cough them up on Alcatraz’s rocks by midnight so Jonny could hunt down his missing ticker. The fog rolled in like a bad alibi. Boris fussed with the oars, pretending to check knots, but his eyes told the real story. He’d seen it a thousand times: the way men kept their distance from women like Karen because beauty that loud made cowards of them. And Karen—poor kid—never knew the damage she did just by breathing. She wanted one man and one man only. From the moment Jonny had sidled up, all trench coat and trouble, tapping her for island know-how she gained from her job as the top tour guide on The Rock, she’d been lost. Boris watched the familiar spell take hold and sighed. The boss had that effect. Always had.

Jonny felt it before he saw it—the stare, heavy as a loaded revolver—aimed squarely at his rock-hard glutes. Same story, different dame. He turned, tore his shirt open, and let the night see the hole Jesse the Knife had punched through him back on Alcatraz. “Don’t,” Jonny said, voice low and final. “Don’t fall for me. Not till I get my heart back from wherever that rat hid it on Alcatraz. All I’ve got is danger and bad decisions.” The oars dipped. The boat crawled. Karen said nothing. She just stole glances at the man shaped like regret and figured—quietly, stubbornly—that she could make do.