We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.
The Quest for The MacGuffin
Category: Catnip to the Ladies
Bed and Breakup
The Green-Eyed Monster
The Sexpatriot
The Leopard Print Banana Hammock
Happy National Underwear Day!
Girlfriends Day
Happy National Girlfriends Day!
The Craven
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Vincent Price!
Career Opportuntitties
Hack noticed a lot of AI-generated parodies of the iconic scene from the 1991 teen flick Career Opportunities in which Jennifer Connelly seductively rides a coin-operated rocking horse (which is the only memorable thing about the stupid movie), so he wrote this ripoff novel around it. It’s surprisingly much better than the movie.
Angels Next Door
Happy Neighbor Day!
The False Teeth Fiasco
Happy False Teeth Day!