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Happy heavenly birthday to Elvis Presley!
Incredibly, this is the 300th book that Hack had published in 2024. He was proud of that until he realized that he’s only made $16.34 in royalties during the entire goddamn year.
Chic Spy Day, which was created by Mignon Gould of the fashion website The Chic Spy, celebrates James Bond and similar fictional chic spies of film and television. Since there are few things Hack loves more than writing James Bond rip-offs, he took advantage of the gala to crank out this hodgepodge, an almost word-for-word copy of Diamonds Are Forever that led to his biggest plagiarism lawsuit yet.
Happy heavenly birthday to director Arthur Penn!
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was talking to his friend, standup comedian Dévyan DuMon, and told him that he considered himself the father figure that Dévyan never needed or wanted. Hack, knowing Jonny’s complete inability to run his own life, found the idea of him siring a child so hilarious that he sat down and wrote this novel. It’s certain to create controversy.
Happy World Beard Day!