Jonny and Boris are back in Van Nuys with an ugly mess to clean up.
The Boys Are Back in Town
Category: Detective
French Maids All in a Row
Hack just wanted to write a book where a lot of gorgeous women in French maid outfits run through the woods to escape a crazed psycho-killer as pieces of their uniforms are torn off by stray tree branches.
It’s an awesome read.
Jonny & Boris Meet The Pink Panther
Pugface
This may be Hack’s masterpiece.
Trip Fiction
Hack wishes to make it clear that this novel is entirely a work of fiction and is not inspired in any way from an episode involving a dinner companion’s shoe getting caught in the carpet of the restaurant and sending said dinner companion on their ass in full view of a large group of people. Hack has no knowledge of any such event taking place.
The Art of the Steal
Happy World Art Day!
The Sacrificial Nutsack
Happy National Pet Day!
The Philandering Pug
It all turns out to be a misunderstanding and Boris and Pussy have amazing makeup sex.
Career Opportuntitties
Hack noticed a lot of AI-generated parodies of the iconic scene from the 1991 teen flick Career Opportunities in which Jennifer Connelly seductively rides a coin-operated rocking horse (which is the only memorable thing about the stupid movie), so he wrote this ripoff novel around it. It’s surprisingly much better than the movie.
My God, It’s Friday!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jack Webb!