
The Man in the Orange Shirt

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Happy International Receptionists’ Day!

Happy World Belly Dance Day!

May the 4th be with you!

Jonny and Boris are back in Van Nuys with an ugly mess to clean up.

Hack just wanted to write a book where a lot of gorgeous women in French maid outfits run through the woods to escape a crazed psycho-killer as pieces of their uniforms are torn off by stray tree branches.
It’s an awesome read.


This may be Hack’s masterpiece.

Hack wishes to make it clear that this novel is entirely a work of fiction and is not inspired in any way from an episode involving a dinner companion’s shoe getting caught in the carpet of the restaurant and sending said dinner companion on their ass in full view of a large group of people. Hack has no knowledge of any such event taking place.

Happy World Art Day!