Hack wrote this for World Pet Memorial Day, which he thought was today, but it turned out to be two days ago. But since the cover is adorable, we’re going to post it today anyway.
I’ll love you forever, Winston!
In the Paws of the Angels
Category: Music and Dance
Battle of the Bands
Goodbye, Farewell and F.U.
Thanks to Stephen Colbert and his crew for all the years of laughter, wisdom and sanity.
The Inconvenient Boners
Happy World Belly Dance Day!
Unglued Girl
Hack has lately become obsessed with the defunct sitcom New Girl from watching clips of it on YouTube, so he wrote this rip-off novel.
The TV show is much better.
Fun Time at the Opera
Jonny and Boris’ adventures in Paris continue (even though we’ve gotten a lot of letters from fans begging for them to stop).
The Temptress of the Moulin Rouge
Pugset Boulevard
Happy heavenly birthday to William Holden!
Pugadeus
On the Downtown
This romantic lark is a departure from Hack’s usual hardboiled style. It’s a memory piece loosely based on an episode during his brief stint with the Merchant Marines when he had a 24-hour pass in a strange city spent with three women he met on the dock. The reality was that they were sex workers who gave him his first case of syphilis that resulted in the insanity which plagued him in his later years, and the night concluded with the women stealing Hack’s wallet and pushing what they thought was his lifeless body into a canal. It ended happily, with the syphilis eating away the facts of the evening from his brain until he now regards it as one of his most cherished memories.