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When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M.’ brother Joe (upon whom the Ranger Joe character is based) read this novel, he said that “it was the only Junior Ranger book which accurately portrayed the Junior Ranger experience.”
Hack got his first cell phone in 2017, a 2004 Motorola flip phone that he thought was so amazing that he wrote this erotic sci-fi thriller around it. This wasn’t one of Hack’s better forays into the genre but it did have a scene where the Space Girls start their own phone sex line that is pretty hot.
Disappointed with the reception to “Junior Ranger and the Hellish Hyenas of Togario Alpine Crossing,” Hack decided o take another stab at a Junior Ranger book about Bro Joe’s Australia/New Zealand adventure. He refused to learn from his earlier mistake and didn’t do any research about the countries as all, but his core readership loved the man-eating marsupials of the title and his depiction of anal sex by the aborigines (who, according to the book, “all looked exactly like Halle Berry.”)
When Bro Joe took a trip to Austrailia and New Zealand, Hack cranked out a Junior Ranger book about it without bothering to consult with Joe about what the countries were like. The Tolucan Times wrote “the only thing that can be learned about either nation from this book is that its inhabitants really like anal sex.”