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Hack wrote this in the hopes of launching a movie series with horror film star Graham Skipper in the title role. The project fell apart when Skipper questioned the idea that a stiff-upper-lip British pilot would be so addicted to anal sex.
This was based on a strange story his cover artist Jonny M. told Hack about a beautiful woman who couldn’t decide between Jonny and his pug Boris. She ultimately picked Boris but Boris rejected her because after all, he’s a freaking dog.
Hack got the idea for this Junior Ranger book when he got drunk one night and insisted that he saw a sea monster swimming around in his publisher John Kane’s toilet. When Kane awoke the next morning and saw what Hack had actually left in the toilet, he said that a sea monster would have been far less frightening.
Hack has never made any secret of his being turned on by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, especially when he watches her take down Donald Trump with such ease. When he wrote this book that depicted her as a stern dominatrix, he was paid a visit by the Secret Service in which (in Hack’s words) a female agent “gave me the full Nancy Pelosi treatment. It was totally worth the two weeks that I spent in ICU.”
Two gorgeous women battle it out to be a mysterious stranger’s partner in anal sex. “Four stars” from Butt Lust Magazine.
Hack was contracted to write a teen-focused novelization of the hit TV series The Partridge Family to make a few quick exploitation bucks for the network. Only about a thousand were shipped out before someone noticed that he actually came up with a hardcore piece of smut about the singing clan’s oldest daughter Laurie’s sordid affair with a late middle-aged crooked politician. Considered a collector’s item today, it’s a surprisingly good book except for the forty pages or so where Hack inexplicably moves the story to a swamp in Louisiana so that the illicit lovers can have an anal sex marathon in the politician’s secret BDSM cabin.
A smokin’ hot babe seduces horny saps into singing over the lease of their penthouse apartments to her.
This sequel picks up where “The Slut” left off. Strangely, the title character is constantly giving men syphilis without suffering from the illness herself. When pressed about that detail, Hack testily warns you not to challenge him because he is one of the recognized greatest experts on the disease in the world. This despite that fact that he doesn’t spell it correctly anywhere in the book, including the cover.
When his celebrity crush Frances Fisher organized a movement to keep endangered wetlands developed, Hack tried to suck up to her by writing this novel in support of her work. As usual, the many graphic sex scenes horrified most civilized readers although sales skyrocketed when Oprah Winfrey raved about the book on her TV show.
Two space travelers crash land on a planet ruled by a gorgeous Jewess.