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This was based on a strange story his cover artist Jonny M. told Hack about a beautiful woman who couldn’t decide between Jonny and his pug Boris. She ultimately picked Boris but Boris rejected her because after all, he’s a freaking dog.
Hack got the idea for this Junior Ranger book when he got drunk one night and insisted that he saw a sea monster swimming around in his publisher John Kane’s toilet. When Kane awoke the next morning and saw what Hack had actually left in the toilet, he said that a sea monster would have been far less frightening.