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Hack tried to make some quick money with this novelization of the Professor Morlock horror film franchise but it became a typical Hack Werker novel instead, with incoherent rants about his violent father and random scenes depicting anal sex. Morlock purists consider it among the best books in the series.
Hack’s friends Lacie and Robin are a married lesbian couple who maintain a YouTube channel about the joys and pitfalls of maintaining a sex-sex relationship. Hack is afraid of both of them and wrote this book to suck up to them because he’s terrified of what they’ll do if he ever makes them angry.
This is a surprisingly powerful statement about government complacency over gun violence in the United States. Hack was stunned to learned that it was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for fiction but came short in the voting because of all the anal sex scenes.
The urban legend of the stoned babysitter who puts an infant in a microwave oven comes from this 1975 novel, which Hack swears was not only true but that he was the baby in question. But since Hack was born in 1940 and the first microwave oven wasn’t invented until 1946, we suspect that he was stoned on reefer when he “remembered” it.