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Today is Spank Out Day, which was started with the goal of ending corporal punishment such as spanking, and to promote non-violent ways of teaching children appropriate behavior. Hack is a strong supporter of those goals but reminds the day’s followers that spanking can also have its UPSIDE!!!
Congratulations to the 2025 inductees to the Rick n’ Roll Hall of Fame, NONE of whom are lame!!!
Happy birthday to the great Ann-Margret!!!
We don’t have a whole lot going on in our lives so when Ann-Margret “likes” one of our Instagram posts, it’s kind of a big deal.
When his cover artist Jonny M. had a wonderful reunion with an old friend, Hack was consumed with jealousy because whenever he encountered someone from his past, they tried to kill him. So he wrote this novel out of revenge. It’s terrible.
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was having a rough week and he just wanted to do a cover where he was making out with Sophia Loren. Hack obliged with a novel that fit his requirements.
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal William Shakespeare!
This is a pretty exciting read even though Hack obviously doesn’t have a clue how time zones work.
I don’t know if anyone else will like this but we all think it’s adorable. Happy heavenly birthday to the great Anthony Quinn from Hack Werker, Jonny M., Boris and the Jonny Pals!
Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.
You really have to be a Marx Brothers fan to fully appreciate this one, but it’s damned funny if you are. Happy Animal Crackers Day!!!