June 2025 – Page 2 – HackWerker.com

Midnight Pugboy

The whole reason for this novel was that Hack wanted to see a picture of Boris depicted as Ratzo Rizzo wearing a dog cone.

Babe: The Giant Ox Who Took Giant Dumps

Hack was on a deadline and he was just finishing up a new book in honor of a beloved celebrity’s birthday, but then he realized that the celebrity’s birthday isn’t actually for two weeks, so he quickly crapped this out for Paul Bunyan Day. Then he realized that he screwed up again and that Paul Bunyan Day actually falls on the beloved celebrity’s birthday and NOT today, so he’s in back getting drunk and this is all we have to offer you. Happy Paul Bunyan Day!!!

Titty Twister

Happy birthday to Helen Hunt!

The Man in the Tan Suit

Happy Obama Day!!!

No King Taco I

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Basil Rathbone. And fuck Trump.

Stupid Hats at the Alamo

When Hack heard that his cover artist Jonny M. went to San Antonio, Texas, and visited the Alamo, he was inspired to write this novel. It’s about as historically accurate as most other retellings of what happened there.