Hack intended to continue his series of novels inspired by 1960s TV sitcoms with this tribute to Petticoat Junction, a rural comedy best remembered for its opening sequence showing three smokin’ hot sisters provocatively bathing in a water tower over their mother’s hotel. Unfortunately, the story was derailed because the actor who played the character of Uncle Joe in the show bore an uncanny resemblance to Hack’s abusive father, so it devolved into a memory piece about how every time Hack started making out with a woman during his teenage years, his father inevitably appeared and tried to make it a three-way.