It all turns out to be a misunderstanding and Boris and Pussy have amazing makeup sex.
The Philandering Pug
Month: April 2026
They Have Risen
Happy Easter!
Career Opportuntitties
Hack noticed a lot of AI-generated parodies of the iconic scene from the 1991 teen flick Career Opportunities in which Jennifer Connelly seductively rides a coin-operated rocking horse (which is the only memorable thing about the stupid movie), so he wrote this ripoff novel around it. It’s surprisingly much better than the movie.
My God, It’s Friday!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jack Webb!
April Cesspool
It’s April Fools Day, so be on your guard today! Although can anyone honestly fool us with some made-up crap that’s worse than what’s actually going on?