Happy birthday to the great Lynda Carter, the one and ONLY Wonder Woman!!!
The Super Restraining Order
Month: July 2026
The Return of The Babysitter
A sequel to Hack’s 2024 novel The Babysitter. This one is even more disturbing.
Jonny and Boris Meet Hercule Poirot
A Murder in Hollywood
The Client Had Bad Timing
Happy Nap Day! And happy heavenly birthday to Natalie Wood!
Shaving Jonny’s Privates
Boris’ Shadow
Bleeding Red Ink
Happy National Tattoo Day!
Blood in the Gutter
The Governor Was Indiscreet
A joyous happy birthday to our beloved fantasy girlfriend Linda Ronstadt! (And for the record, we’re actually big fans of Jerry Brown but Boris is FIERCELY protective of Jonny.)