“Robert Vestal was the most hated man in this rotten burg,” Jonny said, flicking a finger toward the stiff cooling on the floor. Boris rode his shoulders like a bad idea, nose inches from the ceiling, muttering to himself about cracks in the plaster only a professional lunatic could love. “Any one of his enemies would’ve paid good money to see him dead—and most of ’em already had.”
Linda and Pussy, the dames the boys had dragged along in hopes the night would end softer than it started, traded looks sharp enough to cut glass. “But the nice police detective said the place was sealed,” Linda said. “Doors locked. Windows bolted. Nobody could’ve gotten in.”
“No HUMAN could’ve gotten in,” Boris snapped, finally peeling his eyes off the ceiling. “That’s where the badge boys stop thinking. They stare straight ahead and never bother to look up. If they had, they’d have seen the monkeyprints—right there, crawling out of the air vent. Same prints made by JoJo, Vestal’s pet macaque and the only beneficiary of his dirty little empire. Congratulations, gentlemen. Your killer likes bananas.”
Pussy screamed before the echo had time to settle. They all turned and saw JoJo in the doorway, Vestal’s own pistol clutched in his hairy paw, barrel steady, eyes cold. He thumbed back the hammer with a neat little click.
“Your reputation precedes you, Mr. Pug,” the monkey said, smiling without warmth. “It’s a real shame the four of you won’t live long enough to enjoy it.”