
Lord of the Jonny Pals

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Happy birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal!

Happy birthday to Brad Pitt!



Happy birthday to Steve Buscemi!!!

Today is the Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts, which is supposed to serve as a reminder of the importance of freedom of thought and the complexities of the human psyche. The Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts celebrates the inherent human capacity for introspection and contemplation.
When Hack heard about it, he wrote one of his most disgusting novels about the foul spectres that float in his head throughout the day. It’s one of his all-time best sellers.



Hack watched the movie Wicked and loved it so much that he wrote this rip-off novel. It’s disturbingly violent.